The Winning Jokes

Congratulations to the two winners of the DogPause dog bowls.  Below are the two winning jokes:

#1:  Three Dogs and a Collie:

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a very nice looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a sentence can be my topdog.”

So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie says, “Sorry, that’s not good enough.”

The Bull dog says, “I’ll have some liver and cheese, please.” She says, “Sorry, that’s not creative enough.”

Finally the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone……cheese mine.”

#2:  A woman was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. She could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.  However, when she walked into the house, the dog followed her, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner.

An hour later, he went to the door, and the woman let him out. The next day he was back. He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour.
This continued for several weeks. Curious, the woman pinned a note to his collar:

“Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap. ”

The next day the dog arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:

“He lives in a home with 10 children - he’s trying to catch up on his sleep.”

Thank you to everyone who entered!!  Please be sure to check back frequently, I have more contests coming up!